Corrupted Wish Game.

[Tacosbefriends]

Granted but you had a horrible afterlife.

I wish that I could teleport.

Granted, but you're an enderman now and you can't touch water.
I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[Saradabaschi]

Granted, but u would land in space and die
I wish I had a Puppy

 

[Saradabaschi]

OOps. Sry xD

Taco:
Granted, but the fish would slap u in your face
I wish I had a puppy (xD)

 

[Trickmaster]

Granted, but he arrives dead.

I wish CCG will stay up despite the new EULA.

 

[Joshmctosh]

Granted but jeb was born -.-
I wish I was perfect and nothing could affect me in any way

 

[Trickmaster]

Granted but you would only be so for a minute.

I wish that I could think of a wish.

 

[Joshmctosh]

Granted. Your wish: I wish I could fly. Granted but you fall and die.
I wish I could fly XD

 

[Trickmaster]

Granted, but you turn into a baby chicken learning how to fly, and you fly, then plummet down to your death.

I wish that I could have a long thoughtful chat with a famous Youtuber.

 

[Joshmctosh]

Granted but the youtuber is a fake SethBling
I wish I had a pet creeper

 

[Trickmaster]

Granted, but then Halo would hack you and turn it into an ocelot, where it would always run away from you.

I wish that all mosquitos in the world would die and never come back.

 

[Oceanical]

Granted, but then Halo would hack you and turn it into an ocelot, where it would always run away from you.

I wish that all mosquitos in the world would die and never come back.

Granted but then all the organisms that feed on mosquitos would lose that food source [bats, birds, frogs]

I wish that I could be in California right now.

 

[Trickmaster]

Granted, but you would be right on the border by Nevada, so you would be stuck in a desert :3

I wish everyone would become productive with their lives.

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

Granted but that means no more Minecraft. You just screwed every one of us...

I wish that I could use my right hand properly. (Curse you, temporarily screwed up thumb!!!)

 

[Aimee2323]

Granted, you can't use your left hand.

I wish I could be bothered to go through the 754 alerts.

 

[ItsYaBoyJavid]

Granted, your alerts will multiply every 100 you go through.
I wish I could turn invisible.

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

Granted but you can no longer become visible. I wish I had an early release of Destiny...

 

[SpritySpritz]

Granted but 100 of those posts will be from verdag's post in your profile :p

Granted, you can't use your left hand.

I wish I could be bothered to go through the 754 alerts.

 

[Aimee2323]

Granted but you can no longer become visible. I wish I had an early release of Destiny...

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I could magically sort out the important ones.

 

[Younisco]

Granted we do not know what your type of important is

I wish I had a better life ;-;

 

[Aimee2323]

Granted but you die tomorrow.

I wish @Tacosbefriends never mentioned this thread, giving me the urge to post on it.