What accents should I read threads in?

[Facelurite]

I want to know how I should read people'sthrwads . Since they are generally quite painful to read due to font size and the typical blue colour , I need accents to help get through them. Currently for anyone with an anime pp , I'm using a genji accent (jap).
I'm using a Russian accent for those two mid camping fanatics , a lisp for a few people and Reaper's voice for others

What accent should I use for you?

 

[Mage_da_magix]

Use a German accent for threads where people are complaining, because be honest here, when people speak in German they always sound angry. Plus a German accent is fun :D

 

[Despacito 2]

Please read any of my messages with a Civilized British accent. Thanks in advance. jk

 

[Injunction]

Scottish?
Yeah why not

 

[Facelurite]

Please read any of my messages with a Civilized British accent. Thanks in advance. jkjkjkjk

How about Zelda's Brit accent from botw?

 

[Komodо]

Use 'Gronings' because there goes nothing above Groningen!

 

[je_moederisbae]

I think you should read with a British accent.