WARNING: Almost the entirety of this thread is a joke, and should not be taken seriously. Also if you are to take any part of this thread and place it into a real Staff Application as a joke, please don't. You're wasting your own time and other people's time, too.
Hello Screaming Kids, how are you (I don't really care, but okay.)? As many of you know, and probably have looked into with great interest, this is the link to the helper application. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1...X7qxfLxMJrnArYVtNOex5AqYapKw/viewform?c=0&w=1
Well I present to you... The Quality Helper Application!
What is your current Minecraft username?
Jellybaby666exdeeSadFaceEmoji. Nah, I'm kidding fam. They call me IceScreams. You can call me honeybooboo.
Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames?
Yes. Wanna know them? Sure thing bud.
Please provide a link to your forums profile.
Here ya go, https://www.cubecraft.net/members/scream.237135/.
What country do you live in?
I live in The Republic of Giant Marshmellow Babies. I heard it use to be known as North America, but apparently some random guys from Europe came in and colonized it. I can go on, but you seem bored.
What is your age?
I'm obviously 108, why else would I spend my time here.
On average, how much time do you spend on Cubecraft every day?
Time is relative you know? Okay, okay, I'll answer the question. I probably spend about every second of my life, not playing any other MinceCraft servers.
On average, how much time do you spend on the forums every day?
Oh, I'm above average.
What is your favourite game on Cubecraft?
Blockband, of course! I gg, ez 10, 580 no-scope, and billypop those other non existent players.
Do you have any past experience as staff on other servers?
YES. no.
If yes, what rank did you hold, and what server were you staff on?
I held the player rank real tight to my body. You should've seen me. I was like a starving tiger, ya know? I was staff on the server that is very well known. It's a small faction server, that is spreading through your server like a wildfire.
Have you ever been demoted from a staff team?
NO. yes.
If yes, please explain why.
iF yES, PleAse eXPlaIn wHy. I accidentally became staff when they mistype someone else's name.
Have you ever been banned, muted, or kicked on Cubecraft?
I've been banboozled and mooed and clicked on Cubecraft. Does that count?
If yes, please explain why.
Eh. Effort.
What languages do you speak fluently?
I don't speak Chinese, Spanish, French, Dutch, Japanese, Portuguese, Latin, Italian, German, and many more. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, I can speak memes and Google Translate.
Why do you want to be a helper on Cubecraft?
I just wanna be cool.
What makes you different from other applicants?
I bet they haven't put the same things in their application as I did :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Is there anything you would like to make us aware of when considering your application? Please include such things as school or work obligations, special skills that may be useful in this position, etc.
YES! I have no life.
How cool is Cubecraft? (Note: Not a Real Question)
a) ULTRA COOL, BRO
b) Pretty chill, my man
c) Not bad, dude
d) Lame-o, amigo
e) all of the above.
Hello Screaming Kids, how are you (I don't really care, but okay.)? As many of you know, and probably have looked into with great interest, this is the link to the helper application. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1...X7qxfLxMJrnArYVtNOex5AqYapKw/viewform?c=0&w=1
What is your current Minecraft username?
Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames?
Please provide a link to your forums profile.
What country do you live in?
What is your age?
On average, how much time do you spend on Cubecraft every day?
On average, how much time do you spend on the forums every day?
What is your favourite game on Cubecraft?
Do you have any past experience as staff on other servers?
If yes, what rank did you hold, and what server were you staff on?
Have you ever been demoted from a staff team?
If yes, please explain why.
Have you ever been banned, muted, or kicked on Cubecraft?
If yes, please explain why.
What languages do you speak fluently?
Why do you want to be a helper on Cubecraft?
What makes you different from other applicants?
Is there anything you would like to make us aware of when considering your application? Please include such things as school or work obligations, special skills that may be useful in this position, etc.
How cool is Cubecraft? (Note: Not a Real Question)
- ULTRA COOL, BRO
- Pretty chill, my man
- Not bad, dude
- Lame-o, amigo
Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames?
Please provide a link to your forums profile.
What country do you live in?
What is your age?
On average, how much time do you spend on Cubecraft every day?
On average, how much time do you spend on the forums every day?
What is your favourite game on Cubecraft?
Do you have any past experience as staff on other servers?
If yes, what rank did you hold, and what server were you staff on?
Have you ever been demoted from a staff team?
If yes, please explain why.
Have you ever been banned, muted, or kicked on Cubecraft?
If yes, please explain why.
What languages do you speak fluently?
Why do you want to be a helper on Cubecraft?
What makes you different from other applicants?
Is there anything you would like to make us aware of when considering your application? Please include such things as school or work obligations, special skills that may be useful in this position, etc.
How cool is Cubecraft? (Note: Not a Real Question)
- ULTRA COOL, BRO
- Pretty chill, my man
- Not bad, dude
- Lame-o, amigo
Well I present to you... The Quality Helper Application!
What is your current Minecraft username?
Jellybaby666exdeeSadFaceEmoji. Nah, I'm kidding fam. They call me IceScreams. You can call me honeybooboo.
Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames?
Yes. Wanna know them? Sure thing bud.
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Please provide a link to your forums profile.
Here ya go, https://www.cubecraft.net/members/scream.237135/.
What country do you live in?
I live in The Republic of Giant Marshmellow Babies. I heard it use to be known as North America, but apparently some random guys from Europe came in and colonized it. I can go on, but you seem bored.
What is your age?
I'm obviously 108, why else would I spend my time here.
On average, how much time do you spend on Cubecraft every day?
Time is relative you know? Okay, okay, I'll answer the question. I probably spend about every second of my life, not playing any other MinceCraft servers.
24.1 Hours
On average, how much time do you spend on the forums every day?
Oh, I'm above average.
What is your favourite game on Cubecraft?
Blockband, of course! I gg, ez 10, 580 no-scope, and billypop those other non existent players.
Do you have any past experience as staff on other servers?
YES. no.
If yes, what rank did you hold, and what server were you staff on?
I held the player rank real tight to my body. You should've seen me. I was like a starving tiger, ya know? I was staff on the server that is very well known. It's a small faction server, that is spreading through your server like a wildfire.
Have you ever been demoted from a staff team?
NO. yes.
If yes, please explain why.
iF yES, PleAse eXPlaIn wHy. I accidentally became staff when they mistype someone else's name.
Have you ever been banned, muted, or kicked on Cubecraft?
I've been banboozled and mooed and clicked on Cubecraft. Does that count?
If yes, please explain why.
Eh. Effort.
What languages do you speak fluently?
I don't speak Chinese, Spanish, French, Dutch, Japanese, Portuguese, Latin, Italian, German, and many more. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, I can speak memes and Google Translate.
Why do you want to be a helper on Cubecraft?
I just wanna be cool.
What makes you different from other applicants?
I bet they haven't put the same things in their application as I did :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Is there anything you would like to make us aware of when considering your application? Please include such things as school or work obligations, special skills that may be useful in this position, etc.
YES! I have no life.
How cool is Cubecraft? (Note: Not a Real Question)
a) ULTRA COOL, BRO
b) Pretty chill, my man
c) Not bad, dude
d) Lame-o, amigo
e) all of the above.
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