Hiring Chicken Warriors

[AquaaXx]

Better now? It has red eyes.

 

[Deleted member 8554]

That is an Angry Birds pig. We have to kill them, unfortunately.

 

[AquaaXx]

Your kind's are evil! You kill innocent pigs with red eyes and green skin! MURDER!

 

[Deleted member 8554]

Its only cause I have to. I wish you could play as the pigs, killing the birds instead.

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

Can we just have a moment of silence for the painfully obvious lack of peanuts in this conversation? They are obviously the superior race. ;)

 

[Lord Farquaad]

Can we just have a moment of silence for the painfully obvious lack of peanuts in this conversation? They are obviously the superior race. ;)

eh huh no

 

[Lord Farquaad]

Can we just have a moment of silence for the painfully obvious lack of peanuts in this conversation? They are obviously the superior race. ;)

all you gotta do is is tread 0n them

 

[Deleted member 8554]

Yummeh peanuts!

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

all you gotta do is is tread 0n them

Hey, I'm not just talking about peanuts. I'm talking about THE PEANUTS. A mysterious race known to sport top hats, monocles, white gloves, and canes. A true peanut is worth more than a thousand blocks of Swiss cheese. That's right. They're that impressive.

 

[Lord Farquaad]

Hey, I'm not just talking about peanuts. I'm talking about THE PEANUTS. A mysterious race known to sport top hats, monocles, white gloves, and canes. A true peanut is worth more than a thousand blocks of Swiss cheese. That's right. They're that impressive.

lol false information + ill just blast you to shreds with a shotgun?

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

lol false information + ill just blast you to shreds with a shotgun?

Do you know how many times I've been shot with a shotgun?!?! Zero... But I'm a tough guy and I've got a hard shell so I think I could take it :P And by the beard of Notch himself! Did you just claim I had FALSE information? I either misheard, or you are getting smacked on the head with a cane of justice. Make. Your. Choice. (Please choose wisely. I dont enjoy inflicting pain on others unless the other just so happens to be a walnut warrior.)

 

[MinecraftPenguin21]

thats a chikcen dressed up in a pig suit, as a normal pig would be like this

 

[Deleted member 8554]

Yes! Its the attack of the Trojan Chicken!

 

[Lord Farquaad]

Do you know how many times I've been shot with a shotgun?!?! Zero... But I'm a tough guy and I've got a hard shell so I think I could take it :p And by the beard of Notch himself! Did you just claim I had FALSE information? I either misheard, or you are getting smacked on the head with a cane of justice. Make. Your. Choice. (Please choose wisely. I dont enjoy inflicting pain on others unless the other just so happens to be a walnut warrior.)

face reality most people could crush you with there hand

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

face reality most people could crush you with there hand

Incorrect my peanut hating friend from the land of many Shreks. Unless you have freakishly gargantuan hands, then I highly doubt that you could wrap your hand around a peanut large enough to wear a top hat. In fact, on the contrary, as I recall, Lord Farquaad was the small one. Not the amazingly large peanut featured in so many commercials.

 

[Lord Farquaad]

Incorrect my peanut hating friend from the land of many Shreks. Unless you have freakishly gargantuan hands, then I highly doubt that you could wrap your hand around a peanut large enough to wear a top hat. In fact, on the contrary, as I recall, Lord Farquaad was the small one. Not the amazingly large peanut featured in so many commercials.

uh hum thats only my name i could gulp you and your shrek you speak of up

 

[BubbleGalore]

My my, this has gone so off topic.

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

uh hum thats only my name i could gulp you and your shrek you speak of up

I would be very impressed actually, seeing as how in your movie, you couldn't even kill a gingerbread man!!! And off topic? I suppose. I apologize for Farquaad's lack of self control. He just won't stop going off topic! :P

 

[Lord Farquaad]

I would be very impressed actually, seeing as how in your movie, you couldn't even kill a gingerbread man!!! And off topic? I suppose. I apologize for Farquaad's lack of self control. He just won't stop going off topic! :p

the name on the forums is only a joke retard

 

[ThatOnePeanutGuy]

the name on the forums is only a joke retard

I understand now. So you are not really Farquaad, but just a fan of his? (I know, I know, its just a name. I understood this from the beginning, just making conversation. No need to go calling names.)