Everything is abusive.

Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by Blocky, May 14, 2019.

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Is Springwarz a nub?

  1. Yes

  2. Yes

  3. Well no, but actually yes

  4. Debatable

  5. Double reverse card

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  1. Blocky

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    Nothing to do right now so....
    Here's a list to balance everything in cube (500% guaranteed)

    - Remove every island in skywars because people use them to camp.

    - Remove the chat because people can farm XP every match by typing 'gg' in chat.

    -Replace every sword, axe and bow with knockback II carrots because people abuse these items to speed up the killing proces.

    -Remove every type of cosmetic content because players abuse them to make other players jealous.

    -Remove Sentinel because it abuses it's power to ban players for playing the game with extra options.

    -Remove player levels because people abuse multipliers to get XP.

    -Remove the ability to add reactions onto a message in the discord server because people abuse it (this is actually the real reason).

    -Remove every staff-member because they abuse their powers to actually do their work.

    -Remove the lagg because people use it to their own advantage.

    -Remove the bow completely because it simulates killaura on a way longer distance.

    -Remove every bug so players can't exploit them.

    -Remove teaming in team skywars because players abuse it to outnumber a single person in a fight (cross-teaming will be allowed ofcourse).

    -Remove every type of generator in eggwars so people have equal stuff when fighting.

    -Remove the ability to edit your own messages on your or somebody elses profile on the forum because people can use it to swear (oh wait that's already a thing).

    -Remove every type of rank in the discord server to promote equal rights.

    -Re-add blockband so i don't have to spend money on a copy of WII music.

    -Change the player minimal and maximal requirements for every game to 0 so nobody is able to bully someone else.

    -Remove the forum to prevent me from abusing this topic in any possible way.

    -Remove every type of cubecraft marketplace content because players with money use it to their advantage to get stuff that players without money cannot afford (pay2getstuff).

    -Remove the 1.9 network because it's not Melee.

    -Remove the 1.8.network because it's not Brawl.

    -Remove people that use sentences in their nicknames to avoid abusive thread behaviours

    -IWillRemoveYou

    -Remove FFA because the managment abuses it to earn money in the salt industry.

    -Remove Tower Defence because people demand me to vote double income as a lapiz-ranker which is considerd abusive behaviour since they don't need to buy a rank.

    -Change the mod's default rank-colour to light gray because orange is offensive against carrots.

    -Remove the villagers in eggwars because cube refuses to pay them for their work.

    -Remove the Toilet easter egg in the survival games lobby because it provokes me to waste water.

    -Remove the ability to crouch since tryharders abuse it to speedbridge while i can't.

    -Add a @Dylaila statue in the lobby to promote the existence of womans (and dogs).

    -Demote @SpringWarz for abusing the permission to add reactions onto messages everywhere besides #media in the discord server.

    -Remove hackers for abusing everything that can be abused.

    -Revamp the server into an anarchy server to avoid unlimited reports from plus-users.

    -Add stroopwafels to satisfy stroopwafel-fans.

    -Add the end-portal to allow everyone to restart the server whenever they like (inside joke)

    -Give everyone blindness so players cannot abuse their 16-chunks view distance.

    -Remove the Ban system and replace it with a pig.

    -Disallow the use of languages in chat to avoid bullying in a language that i can't understand.

    -Remove coloured chat because it's offensive for colourblind people.

    -Remove the ability to break blocks in skywars to prevent griefing.

    -Remove the sign crafting recipe to avoid server advertising.

    -Make every featured game a permanent game except Blockwars Core & CTF to avoid drama.

    -Shut up and abuse my minecoins.



    I may add more in the future..
    Probably not but you never know...

    This is reviewed by my dog btw.

    HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

     
    Last edited: May 16, 2019
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    Amen
     
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    Moto Moto :D
     
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    Never seen such a beautiful thread in my life. Thanks for letting me be a part of this wonderful moment :p
     
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    I can’t really tell if you are joking or being serious.
     
  11. Blocky

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    Well yes, but actually no
     
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    yea hes totally being serious lmao these 2 messages are top 10 serious moments

    my mans more serious than Serious Sam
     
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    -Remove all skins and replace them with Turtles
     
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    Turtles with nose hair
     
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