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Is Springwarz a nub?

  • Yes

  • Yes

  • Well no, but actually yes

  • Debatable

  • Double reverse card


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Blocky

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Nothing to do right now so....
Here's a list to balance everything in cube (500% guaranteed)

- Remove every island in skywars because people use them to camp.

- Remove the chat because people can farm XP every match by typing 'gg' in chat.

-Replace every sword, axe and bow with knockback II carrots because people abuse these items to speed up the killing proces.

-Remove every type of cosmetic content because players abuse them to make other players jealous.

-Remove Sentinel because it abuses it's power to ban players for playing the game with extra options.

-Remove player levels because people abuse multipliers to get XP.

-Remove the ability to add reactions onto a message in the discord server because people abuse it (this is actually the real reason).

-Remove every staff-member because they abuse their powers to actually do their work.

-Remove the lagg because people use it to their own advantage.

-Remove the bow completely because it simulates killaura on a way longer distance.

-Remove every bug so players can't exploit them.

-Remove teaming in team skywars because players abuse it to outnumber a single person in a fight (cross-teaming will be allowed ofcourse).

-Remove every type of generator in eggwars so people have equal stuff when fighting.

-Remove the ability to edit your own messages on your or somebody elses profile on the forum because people can use it to swear (oh wait that's already a thing).

-Remove every type of rank in the discord server to promote equal rights.

-Re-add blockband so i don't have to spend money on a copy of WII music.

-Change the player minimal and maximal requirements for every game to 0 so nobody is able to bully someone else.

-Remove the forum to prevent me from abusing this topic in any possible way.

-Remove every type of cubecraft marketplace content because players with money use it to their advantage to get stuff that players without money cannot afford (pay2getstuff).

-Remove the 1.9 network because it's not Melee.

-Remove the 1.8.network because it's not Brawl.

-Remove people that use sentences in their nicknames to avoid abusive thread behaviours

-IWillRemoveYou

-Remove FFA because the managment abuses it to earn money in the salt industry.

-Remove Tower Defence because people demand me to vote double income as a lapiz-ranker which is considerd abusive behaviour since they don't need to buy a rank.

-Change the mod's default rank-colour to light gray because orange is offensive against carrots.

-Remove the villagers in eggwars because cube refuses to pay them for their work.

-Remove the Toilet easter egg in the survival games lobby because it provokes me to waste water.

-Remove the ability to crouch since tryharders abuse it to speedbridge while i can't.

-Add a @Dylaila statue in the lobby to promote the existence of womans (and dogs).

-Demote @SpringWarz for abusing the permission to add reactions onto messages everywhere besides #media in the discord server.

-Remove hackers for abusing everything that can be abused.

-Revamp the server into an anarchy server to avoid unlimited reports from plus-users.

-Add stroopwafels to satisfy stroopwafel-fans.

-Add the end-portal to allow everyone to restart the server whenever they like (inside joke)

-Give everyone blindness so players cannot abuse their 16-chunks view distance.

-Remove the Ban system and replace it with a pig.

-Disallow the use of languages in chat to avoid bullying in a language that i can't understand.

-Remove coloured chat because it's offensive for colourblind people.

-Remove the ability to break blocks in skywars to prevent griefing.

-Remove the sign crafting recipe to avoid server advertising.

-Make every featured game a permanent game except Blockwars Core & CTF to avoid drama.

-Shut up and abuse my minecoins.



I may add more in the future..
Probably not but you never know...

This is reviewed by my dog btw.

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Basketman

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BringMeTheHorizon ♠

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I can’t really tell if you are joking or being serious.
- Remove every island in skywars because people use them to camp.

- Remove the chat because people can farm XP every match by typing 'gg' in chat.
yea hes totally being serious lmao these 2 messages are top 10 serious moments

my mans more serious than Serious Sam
 
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