I wanted to let everybody in on something that I found out yesterday. So we all know the annoying, horrible, idiotic, slippery keys that we have on our keyboards that don't allow us to type in peace. I finally found out a way to fix it. Quite simply, put chalk on your fingers. This will apply a kind of cakey, grippy feel to your fingers, and it will then wash off, well, like, chalk. What do you think?