Hit that beat yo!

[A pigeon]

Anybody wanna help us make a mineraft music video? It’ll be a parody of these meme songs-

Its everyday bro
Dollar in the woods
Content cop - ASJ @KoiYT cant wait for know ur poison on YT

We need someone who’s decent at building (im ok but i need help because i only build in survival)

Someone with shaders and replay mod (if necessary)

Lot of people to help with lyrics.

Im planninh on only using noteblocks for the beat. Even though this has nothing to do with blockband ima tag @komododracula2002 .

We can probably sneak in some disses into the song so @http://bit.ly/1e1EYJv

@Rigel_The_Star @tspacedog it will be fun pls @CommunistCactus .

 

[0ffense]

I can try to help, but how are we going to make it whats the plan.

 

[A pigeon]

We can do the whole thing in creative mode . Make artificial terrain on freebuild and then film it. Or we can do it on a private server.

The song can be made using narrator ; its a parody after all made to make fun of the original.

We can get actors etc etc

 

[CommunistCactus]

Spoiler: My Lyrics -WIP- -Trigger warning don't click if ur easily triggered also this is a joke don't take it seriously. Considering I warned everyone beforehand please don't censor me away thanks

~ Helperian Jake Paul ~

------------
Calling all units
Arrows Fired
Arrows fired upon the supreme [idk]
Send in the reports
Send in the Sentinel
There's about to be a 261 in progress
Send all available wannabes
Send in the back up
Send in the big gun
Send in the canine units
Send in -- urgh F*ornication*
---------------

I WANNA BE HELPER
CUZ U SWEARED AND I WANT REPORTS
But it's cool. After reporting you I'll paypal you gold rank.
OH NO, U GETTING MAD?
And report for swearing in PARTY CHAT?
That Feces was sctupping absurd
You're a wannabe who can't resolve triggers with words?

TIME FOR MY COMMENT COPY-PASTE
AYY
Is that your IQ or your age?
AYY
Say to TheJeroen's face
AYY
How good that report tastes

AYY LOOK AFRAID MUST HAVE SEEN A CRITICISM WRITER
Well ditto little B****h but I'm not scared to show mine.

WOO
You've been pretending
Ever since your little reports descended
Let's just report them all
When you weren't capable of handling minecraft insults

 

[A pigeon]

Spoiler: My Lyrics -WIP- -Trigger warning don't click if ur easily triggered also this is a joke don't take it seriously. Considering I warned everyone beforehand please don't censor me away thanks

~ Helperian Jake Paul ~

------------
Calling all units
Arrows Fired
Arrows fired upon the supreme [idk]
Send in the reports
Send in the Sentinel
There's about to be a 261 in progress
Send all available wannabes
Send in the back up
Send in the big gun
Send in the canine units
Send in -- urgh F*ornication*
---------------

I WANNA BE HELPER
CUZ U SWEARED AND I WANT REPORTS
But it's cool. After reporting you I'll paypal you gold rank.
OH NO, U GETTING MAD?
And report for swearing in PARTY CHAT?
That Feces was sctupping absurd
You're a wannabe who can't resolve triggers with words?

TIME FOR MY COMMENT COPY-PASTE
AYY
Is that your IQ or your age?
AYY
Say to TheJeroen's face
AYY
How good that report tastes

AYY LOOK AFRAID MUST HAVE SEEN A CRITICISM WRITER
Well ditto little B****h but I'm not scared to show mine.

WOO
You've been pretending
Ever since your little reports descended
Let's just report them all
When you weren't capable of handling minecraft insults

Ooh thats bad. But then [idk]
I was more disappointed than when I found out [ill think of soemthing witty]
Messages gotta be farmed. Farmed farmed farmwd
Because when you got no thread quality
Replace it with messages.


This is gold.

 

[Cyqni]

Spoiler: My Lyrics -WIP- -Trigger warning don't click if ur easily triggered also this is a joke don't take it seriously. Considering I warned everyone beforehand please don't censor me away thanks

~ Helperian Jake Paul ~

------------
Calling all units
Arrows Fired
Arrows fired upon the supreme [idk]
Send in the reports
Send in the Sentinel
There's about to be a 261 in progress
Send all available wannabes
Send in the back up
Send in the big gun
Send in the canine units
Send in -- urgh F*ornication*
---------------

I WANNA BE HELPER
CUZ U SWEARED AND I WANT REPORTS
But it's cool. After reporting you I'll paypal you gold rank.
OH NO, U GETTING MAD?
And report for swearing in PARTY CHAT?
That Feces was sctupping absurd
You're a wannabe who can't resolve triggers with words?

TIME FOR MY COMMENT COPY-PASTE
AYY
Is that your IQ or your age?
AYY
Say to TheJeroen's face
AYY
How good that report tastes

AYY LOOK AFRAID MUST HAVE SEEN A CRITICISM WRITER
Well ditto little B****h but I'm not scared to show mine.

WOO
You've been pretending
Ever since your little reports descended
Let's just report them all
When you weren't capable of handling minecraft insults

That's bad, but then I saw you try to help
I was more disappointed than when I found out
Tacosbefriends didn't have nice friends (I could come up with another reference, so sorry tacos)

Boy, gotta help
Gotta help, help, help
Because when you've got no personality
Just replace it with a staff rank

 

[Cyqni]

The song can be made using narrator ; its a parody after all made to make fun of the original.

Google translate must be the narrator and singer.

 

[A pigeon]

Can we ignore the fact that I wrot ASJ in place of AJP???

 

[Deeds]

It's every message bro
With that helper wannabe flow
5k messages in 6 months
Nevah done before

Kicking all the competition man
Wannabes are next
And I'm posting all these threads
Got that brand new pink tag

 

[Cyqni]

That's bad, but then I saw you try to help
I was more disappointed than when I found out
Tacosbefriends didn't have nice friends (I could come up with another reference, so sorry tacos)

Boy, gotta help
Gotta help, help, help
Because when you've got no personality
Just replace it with a staff rank

You really don't see your fellow members rolling their eyes?
Hoping to die, they're so tired
Of you trying to help when they don't need help
No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say
Oh my God, you're such a legend
You make me so wet with your reckless helping
You gained my respect and you're oh so helpful
Please, take me to your parents' home and help me!
You're freaking delusional
So try your best to remember
You are not a mod
You're a wannabe staff member
Diss boy a flavor of the month
But which is it, huh?
A whiny Spanish wanna-be helper
It's salt and minecraft (pronounced min/ eh/ craft)
You're like Rinne without the talent
Like bubblehead, but a little younger
Like Jackxist but...
Actually, yeah, you're exactly like Jackxist

Say you don't wanna look like a wannabe
But, dude, you're gonna be crucified
Why would you help that guy?
When you're too young to be in the staff team?

 

[A pigeon]

You really don't see your fellow members rolling their eyes?
Hoping to die, they're so tired
Of you trying to help when they don't need help
No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say
Oh my God, you're such a legend
You make me so wet with your reckless helping
You gained my respect and you're oh so helpful
Please, take me to your parents' home and help me!
You're freaking delusional
So try your best to remember
You are not a mod
You're a wannabe staff member
Diss boy a flavor of the month
But which is it, huh?
A whiny Spanish wanna-be helper
It's salt and minecraft (pronounced min/ eh/ craft)
You're like Rinne without the talent
Like bubblehead, but a little younger
Like Jackxist but...
Actually, yeah, you're exactly like Jackxist

Say you don't wanna look like a wannabe
But, dude, you're gonna be crucified
Why would you help that guy?
When you're too young to be in the staff team?

It's every message bro
With that helper wannabe flow
5k messages in 6 months
Nevah done before

Kicking all the competition man
Wannabes are next
And I'm posting all these threads
Got that brand new pink tag

Spoiler: My Lyrics -WIP- -Trigger warning don't click if ur easily triggered also this is a joke don't take it seriously. Considering I warned everyone beforehand please don't censor me away thanks

~ Helperian Jake Paul ~

------------
Calling all units
Arrows Fired
Arrows fired upon the supreme [idk]
Send in the reports
Send in the Sentinel
There's about to be a 261 in progress
Send all available wannabes
Send in the back up
Send in the big gun
Send in the canine units
Send in -- urgh F*ornication*
---------------

I WANNA BE HELPER
CUZ U SWEARED AND I WANT REPORTS
But it's cool. After reporting you I'll paypal you gold rank.
OH NO, U GETTING MAD?
And report for swearing in PARTY CHAT?
That Feces was sctupping absurd
You're a wannabe who can't resolve triggers with words?

TIME FOR MY COMMENT COPY-PASTE
AYY
Is that your IQ or your age?
AYY
Say to TheJeroen's face
AYY
How good that report tastes

AYY LOOK AFRAID MUST HAVE SEEN A CRITICISM WRITER
Well ditto little B****h but I'm not scared to show mine.

WOO
You've been pretending
Ever since your little reports descended
Let's just report them all
When you weren't capable of handling minecraft insults

Wow you guys are talented!


Side note have this on copy paste just in case something goes wrong.

 

[CommunistCactus]

 

[A pigeon]

Now we gotta finish the lyrics , edit the tacos part , add in a few references here and there , fix the ayy part and add commas and we should be good to start filming

 

[Lilleh__]

Google translate must be the narrator and singer.

Google Translate can't sing.

 

[A pigeon]

It should be send all available moderators , send in the helpers , send in the admins send in the —

 

[Cyqni]

Google Translate can't sing.

Autotune can help her

 

[Cyqni]

Omg i can't believe you did it

 

[A pigeon]

Omg i can't believe you did it

Omg i can't believe you did it

We have to start filming this weekend. When are you guys on?

 

[Cyqni]

We have to start filming this weekend. When are you guys on?

I won't be home until wednesday :/

 

[A pigeon]

I won't be home until wednesday :/

NExt weeking i mean