Halloween Jokes 2023

cryptofrogz · Oct 2, 2023

It’s that time of year Where things start to get spooky

Here you shall Post Your best Halloween Jokes!

Let’s Get this started:

What do You call a Spider with 10 eyes?

A Spiiiiiiiiiider

HoppyFrog · Oct 2, 2023

Nice one :)

Reesle · Oct 2, 2023

Where do ghosts go for a swim?

The Dead Sea

Blom · Oct 3, 2023

oh... dont get me started guys

What is a ghost's favourite dessert?

I-Scream

I'll spare you with just one but I got a lot of crackin' jokes about skeletons too

Reesle · Oct 3, 2023

A guy goes to the cemetery to bury his broken robot.
What does he want on the tombstone?

Rust In Peace

UncleSpect · Oct 3, 2023

Will the Halloween lobby not come this year? @reeels

𝑷𝑹𝑶 𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑵𝑨𝑨𝑹 · Oct 3, 2023

What does a panda ghost eat?

Bam-BOO

What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?

Spook-hetti

Reesle · Oct 3, 2023

UncleSpect said:
Will the Halloween lobby not come this year? @reeels

At first I thought it wasn’t going to, but now I’m pretty sure it is coming again this year.

UncleSpect · Oct 3, 2023

Reesle said:
At first I thought it wasn’t going to, but now I’m pretty sure it is coming again this year.

But do you know when?

Reesle · Oct 3, 2023

UncleSpect said:
But do you know when?

Sorry, no, not sure when. Maybe one of the admins will be able to tell you if you ask them.

ItsCheetah · Oct 3, 2023

What did the ghost say when he realized he'd been cheated? I've been bam-BOO-zled!

cryptofrogz · Oct 3, 2023

Who did Frankenstein go Trick or Treating with?

His Ghoul Friend

Casualpoalrbear · Oct 3, 2023

Why didn't the skeleton ask his crush out?

He lost his backBONE

cryptofrogz · Oct 4, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

cryptofrogz · Oct 5, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

Because he had no body to go with him!

Casualpoalrbear · Oct 5, 2023

What's is a bat favorite game?

Baseball

dvodany · Oct 5, 2023

What is a zombie sleepover called?

Mass grave.

𝑷𝑹𝑶 𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑵𝑨𝑨𝑹 · Oct 5, 2023

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞?

They check their horror-scope

𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐩?

It bytes

Reesle · Oct 5, 2023

Which part of the haunted mansion is off-limits to ghosts?

The Living Room

cryptofrogz · Oct 6, 2023

What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?

"They really suck!"

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