What's Your Excuse?

[Commissioned]

Hello,

Here's quick little game where someone will post something that you have to do, e.g "You have to wash the dishes" and you'll reply with an excuse such as "I can't, because the basin is leaky!".

As always, please follow the following rules:

Do not break any forum rules.

Keep everything PG-13.

I will request closure if this thread goes too off-topic.

Allow me to start:
You have to put your little sister to bed!

I hope you all enjoy this fun little game,
Commissioned.

 

[Injunction]

"She Locked The Door So To Her Room"

I Assume I Make A Situation Now
"You Have To Climb A Rope 10 Feet High"

 

[Commissioned]

I have a broken leg.

You need to decorate the Christmas tree.

 

[Injunction]

You need to decorate the Christmas tree.

i want to do that no excuse needed

but just for the sake of the forum game i can't because i lost my favourite one and i can't decorate the tree without it

I have a broken leg.

since when do you use your legs to climb a rope


You Must Eat Your Bread

 

[Commissioned]

You Must Eat Your Bread

I'm allergic to bread

since when do you use your legs to climb a rope

well unless there's a rope in my PC screen I think I'll need to use my legs to get there.

 

[DragonSan]

'You Must Eat Your Bread'

But my pet duck will starve :c

'You have to make send a packet of Krispy Kreme Donuts to every forum member' ... and make it snappy please! : P

 

[Injunction]

'You have to make send a packet of Krispy Kreme Donuts to every forum member'

But I Am Too Short To Grab The Packets Off Of The Counter Top


"We Need You To Move Some Furniture"

 

[Thaus]

But but, it's your furniture not mine...
Count to 18328482

 

[DragonSan]

But but, it's your furniture not mine...
Count to 18328482

I have selective blindness syndrome (don't question it, it's been a real thing for a good 24 seconds now).

"Drop and give me 50 press-ups"

 

[Injunction]

"Drop and give me 50 press-ups"

"I Have Never Heard Of Them"


"Get Off The Train"

 

[DragonSan]

I can't, I'm driving it o.o

"Stop playing Minecraft & go study!" - something I would never actually say to anyone, ever : P

 

[Injunction]

"Stop playing Minecraft & go revise!"

"11 people are already doing it and i am learning about computer science"

"Sing Let It Snow"

 

[LSNceid]

message deleted

 

[Injunction]

"I need to think of a lame excuse first!"

"Post an excuse under this post."

That Post Was Sponsored By "5 Gum" I Am Not Taking Part With This

Go To Bed

 

[TacosB]

Go To Bed

Have to finish a school assignment.

Why are you still playing Minecraft? You should have been asleep

 

[Deleted member 169486]

Have to finish a school assignment.

Why are you still playing Minecraft? You should have been asleep

I'm multitasking

You have to clean your room

 

[Djentism]

You have to clean your room

But a giraffe just kicked me in the nuts

Can you get the groceries?

 

[Deleted member 169486]

But a giraffe just kicked me in the nuts

Can you get the groceries?

No, I have to deal with this giraffe

Can you please get rid of this thing?

 

[Djentism]

Can you please get rid of this thing?

I can't, aliens have taken over my arms and legs

Can you pass that ball over?

 

[Injunction]

"No In Fact I Would Break The Window With The Ball"

'You Have To Ride A Bus"