So I've been playing alot of Blockwars lately and I've noticed alot of players have something in common. So here are all the different kind of stereotypes I've found so far
Quick note: please do NOT feel offended about it, it's meant as a joke and should not be taken too serious. Butthurt comments will be ignored.
Classic:
Your ordinary Blockwars player, just placing blocks around the flag and then fights, he either defends or attacks.
The random block placer:
This guy just randomly places blocks everywhere on the map, he isn't that much of a help but it's probably because he either does not know where the flag is or just can't be asked to place blocks around the flag.
The archer:
This guy can be put in 6 different groups:
#1, The girl archer:
when she's on your team, she mostly just derps around, but when she's on the different team, she sure can do stuff.
#2, The Steve archer:
This guy is mostly Always on the opposite team and mostly sucks at aiming but since 1.9 archery is so OP he can still kill you when he bow spams and he mostly knocks you off with the knockback 1 stick. (and I don't know if it's just me but I Always get a cringy feeling when I get killed by this guy...)
#3: The Alex archer:
Honestly this guy/gal is the same as the Steve but I find it more annoying somehow...
#4: The derpy skin archer:
This guy is, in my opinion, the most annoying one, because he somehow just CAN'T miss you, this guy Always kills me when either me or my teammates have the flag.
#5: The blind sniper:
not much to say about this in my opinion, Always when he's fighting someone else, and I try to backstab that dude, he panics, turns around, and hits ME with a fully charged bow.
#6: The bowspammer:
about 80% of the archers do this, when you get too close they just start bow spammig you, its not very effective because the arrows ain't going much further than 1-2 blocks.
The pig skin:
Yes there are many people with a pig skin, I don't know why but I find it very annoying when I see them, and so does my GF. They are mostly tryhard rushers that just DO NOT give up trying to get the flag, even when you attack them and knock them away from the flag.
The runner:
This guy can can also be put in 3 different groups:
#1: The "dodger":
This guy just keeps going on your side of the map and then just tries to dodge your attacks, I really don't get the purpose of doing this since there is no regeneration.
#2: The sprint-jumper:
Doing this is really bad since it slows you down so much a non-runner can catch up to you.
#3: The pros:
These people know how to strafe PvP but the downside is they often jitterclick and do not know the true meaning of 1.9 combat.
The true 1.9'er:
This guy truly knows how to 1.9 PvP, knows every technique and often dual wields a bow
The wannabe 1.9'er:
Knows how to dual wield, but jitterclicks
The 1.8'er:
Never dual wields, the only thing he does is spamclick you.
The true 1.8'er
You can tell this guy was insanely good in the older days, it still can be very effective but since it only does half a heart of damage I wouldn't say it's that good.
The hackusater:
I find this one really annoying since almost nobody hacks in cubecraft. They often do not know how to spell and are crybabies because you killed them.
The rager:
Whenever you kill this guy, he always swears at you in global chat, saying you are a ''noob'' and have no skill.
The butthurt one:
I've met many people like this. Whenever you kill this person, he is, in the beginning, much like the rager. But then he only targets you for the rest of the game. He is most of the time not that good in 1.9 PvP so you mostly just kill them (if you know how to 1.9 PvP), but since there is NO regeneration they kill you in 1 hit and then they Always say in global chat stuff like ''r3kt'' or ''how does it feel''.
The Dutchie:
This guy can be put in 3 different groups:
#1: the butthurt Dutchie:
Like the butthurt one, but Dutch.
#2: The Dutchie that thinks everyone on the server is Dutch and does NOT speak English:
This guy just NEVER speaks English, I don't know why because I am Dutch myself and I Always speak English, and even talks Dutch to English people, like he thinks they can understand.
#3: The nice one:
Not every Dutchie is an asshole ;-;
#4: The one that keeps asking ''NL?":
Not much to say, all he ever says is "NL?" and that's pretty much it.
The teamgriefer:
Everyone hates this guy. I don't know why people do this but it's insanely annoying. All he does is break all defences and then mostly leaves the game.
The Butthurt teamgriefer:
This guy is Always on the opposite team at first, but then he gets balanced, and gets SO butthurt about it that he starts to destroy all defences, when the game starts he mostly says "Don't attack me blue/red, I'm on your side! :D". And usually has a creeper-like skin.
This guy is by far the most annoying person ever.
The unlucky one that Always gets balanced when your team is winning:
I can relate to this. basically your team is winning but then someone from the opposite team leaves and the game is going to balance, then you most likely die to the blind sniper and get balanced and then lose afterwards.
The Lucky one that Always gets balanced when your team is losing:
The opposite of above. You get balanced when your team is losing and then win afterwards.
The guy that has no idea what to do:
Every newbie is like this, no matter how much you explain to him he just does not get it.
The premium:
This guy can be either INSANELY butthurt and arrogant, but can also be helpful and nice. Depends on what his personality is like. (this is not only in Blockwars I've noticed)
The jumper:
This guy can be so annoying since he can jump 3 blocks high, That basically is every wall of your defence, and then mock you by shifting on top of your flag's building. If you have no arrows this is really annoying.
The one that follows you 'til the end of time:
You usually have 2 hearts left and start to run away, he most likely is a runner and catches up to you and kills you, but I'm talking about the non-runners who literally WANT you and keep following you until you either make a mistake or die of fall damage
The backstabber /assasin:
This usually happens on the map ''paint'', you are standing on 1 of the sides, and then you get backstabbed to either a ninja, archer or runner
The guy that Always cleans you up:
This is Always the same guy, you have half a heart left because of a fight and then this guy comes out of nowhere and cleans you up, he usually has a clown or a Rainbow derp skin. This happens 2-3x a game.
The couple/friend group:
Usually 2+ people, when you kill 1 of them, everyone of the group/ the BF (or GF) is after your butt.
they are a combination between butthurt, rager and wannabe 1.9'er.
The guy who keeps building penises:
Probably the most immature person of the game.
The one who thinks this is Eggwars:
He never says "protect the flag", instead he says "protect the egg", and when you correct him he either turns into the nice one or the butthurt one.
The flag capturer:
This guy is good in capturing flags, usually captures 1-3 flags per game.
The Lucky flag capturer:
The guy that is stealing the flag when everyone of your team just died so no one can kill him.
The unlucky flag capturer:
I can relate to this. The guy of your team is stealing the flag but literally the entire enemy team just respawned and is after your butt.
The one that thinks the spawnpoint is the flag:
This dude thinks your spawnpoint is the flag and starts to build all around it, when you break the stuff he is gonna turn butthurt and break YOUR stuff. Also many flag capturers think the spawnpoint is the flag so they rush to that instead of the REAL flag.
The one that expects you to do all the work:
Usually the 1 that has the flag and expects YOU to mine for him. Yes even when you have a kit that does not have a pickaxe.
The troll:
The one with the flag but wont capture it for the entire game, he usually hides so no one can find and kill him.
The sneaky guy:
He Always does nothing the entire game but when it's overtime he changes to ninja mode, picks the ninja get, steals the flag while invisible, and captures it.
The unlucky sneaky guy:
The same as the sneaky guy, but the enemy team pays good attention and eventually sees you and kills you while you try to steal the flag invisible.
The hacker:
Well, what can I say? He hacks.
The insanely, overly Lucky one:
Every "Lucky" stereotype put together, x2.
The builder:
Always dies and fixes the holes the enemy team made.
The one who thinks it's smart to make a sideways staircase very high up:
What even is the purpose of it, you get sniped off anyway.
The attention seekers:
2 boys / girls that are skyping and when 1 of them said something "funny" they just HAVE to put it in chat and think people care. (not only in Blockwars but it happens here)
And now for some drawings made by my ex GF:
The derp archer:
https://i.gyazo.com/2573ff6cb2a159e647a8ffe63ef3045c.png
The girl archer:
https://i.gyazo.com/6a7b7079946e406c4b1071ca5cd07b73.png
The pig:
https://i.gyazo.com/a1fda4091605d3b5ba542899a611ca5f.png
The runner ("dodger")
https://i.gyazo.com/c4d7ebc963769eeb2df837c8d98e164f.png
The hackusater:
https://i.gyazo.com/b0baaac54bc97e082edab7a5eee8b660.png
The Dutchie (any kind except the butthurt)
https://i.gyazo.com/c98bf7696c2f8ef0297de49c7fb9d59d.png
The (butthurt) teamgriefer:
https://i.gyazo.com/b9e229d278c3dc86fe816b5299c70fef.png
The butthurt:
https://i.gyazo.com/e10c16d1f2282f9c0e086a2609cf1c93.png
The jumper:
https://i.gyazo.com/5c98e8e54cf586f48c84de437c2d327a.png
The friendgroup (2 for now)
https://i.gyazo.com/a760a24c278c43a3849f7d5e1d227501.png
Now I would like to know a few things,
Did you recognize any of these stereotypes?
Do you have any other stereotypes? if yes, please leave a comment!
If you play Blockwars, do you recognize yourself as one of these stereotypes? if yes, which?
and ofcourse, I hope you liked it and THANK YOU SO MUCH for wasting your time to read this<3
Quick note: please do NOT feel offended about it, it's meant as a joke and should not be taken too serious. Butthurt comments will be ignored.
Classic:
Your ordinary Blockwars player, just placing blocks around the flag and then fights, he either defends or attacks.
The random block placer:
This guy just randomly places blocks everywhere on the map, he isn't that much of a help but it's probably because he either does not know where the flag is or just can't be asked to place blocks around the flag.
The archer:
This guy can be put in 6 different groups:
#1, The girl archer:
when she's on your team, she mostly just derps around, but when she's on the different team, she sure can do stuff.
#2, The Steve archer:
This guy is mostly Always on the opposite team and mostly sucks at aiming but since 1.9 archery is so OP he can still kill you when he bow spams and he mostly knocks you off with the knockback 1 stick. (and I don't know if it's just me but I Always get a cringy feeling when I get killed by this guy...)
#3: The Alex archer:
Honestly this guy/gal is the same as the Steve but I find it more annoying somehow...
#4: The derpy skin archer:
This guy is, in my opinion, the most annoying one, because he somehow just CAN'T miss you, this guy Always kills me when either me or my teammates have the flag.
#5: The blind sniper:
not much to say about this in my opinion, Always when he's fighting someone else, and I try to backstab that dude, he panics, turns around, and hits ME with a fully charged bow.
#6: The bowspammer:
about 80% of the archers do this, when you get too close they just start bow spammig you, its not very effective because the arrows ain't going much further than 1-2 blocks.
The pig skin:
Yes there are many people with a pig skin, I don't know why but I find it very annoying when I see them, and so does my GF. They are mostly tryhard rushers that just DO NOT give up trying to get the flag, even when you attack them and knock them away from the flag.
The runner:
This guy can can also be put in 3 different groups:
#1: The "dodger":
This guy just keeps going on your side of the map and then just tries to dodge your attacks, I really don't get the purpose of doing this since there is no regeneration.
#2: The sprint-jumper:
Doing this is really bad since it slows you down so much a non-runner can catch up to you.
#3: The pros:
These people know how to strafe PvP but the downside is they often jitterclick and do not know the true meaning of 1.9 combat.
The true 1.9'er:
This guy truly knows how to 1.9 PvP, knows every technique and often dual wields a bow
The wannabe 1.9'er:
Knows how to dual wield, but jitterclicks
The 1.8'er:
Never dual wields, the only thing he does is spamclick you.
The true 1.8'er
You can tell this guy was insanely good in the older days, it still can be very effective but since it only does half a heart of damage I wouldn't say it's that good.
The hackusater:
I find this one really annoying since almost nobody hacks in cubecraft. They often do not know how to spell and are crybabies because you killed them.
The rager:
Whenever you kill this guy, he always swears at you in global chat, saying you are a ''noob'' and have no skill.
The butthurt one:
I've met many people like this. Whenever you kill this person, he is, in the beginning, much like the rager. But then he only targets you for the rest of the game. He is most of the time not that good in 1.9 PvP so you mostly just kill them (if you know how to 1.9 PvP), but since there is NO regeneration they kill you in 1 hit and then they Always say in global chat stuff like ''r3kt'' or ''how does it feel''.
The Dutchie:
This guy can be put in 3 different groups:
#1: the butthurt Dutchie:
Like the butthurt one, but Dutch.
#2: The Dutchie that thinks everyone on the server is Dutch and does NOT speak English:
This guy just NEVER speaks English, I don't know why because I am Dutch myself and I Always speak English, and even talks Dutch to English people, like he thinks they can understand.
#3: The nice one:
Not every Dutchie is an asshole ;-;
#4: The one that keeps asking ''NL?":
Not much to say, all he ever says is "NL?" and that's pretty much it.
The teamgriefer:
Everyone hates this guy. I don't know why people do this but it's insanely annoying. All he does is break all defences and then mostly leaves the game.
The Butthurt teamgriefer:
This guy is Always on the opposite team at first, but then he gets balanced, and gets SO butthurt about it that he starts to destroy all defences, when the game starts he mostly says "Don't attack me blue/red, I'm on your side! :D". And usually has a creeper-like skin.
This guy is by far the most annoying person ever.
The unlucky one that Always gets balanced when your team is winning:
I can relate to this. basically your team is winning but then someone from the opposite team leaves and the game is going to balance, then you most likely die to the blind sniper and get balanced and then lose afterwards.
The Lucky one that Always gets balanced when your team is losing:
The opposite of above. You get balanced when your team is losing and then win afterwards.
The guy that has no idea what to do:
Every newbie is like this, no matter how much you explain to him he just does not get it.
The premium:
This guy can be either INSANELY butthurt and arrogant, but can also be helpful and nice. Depends on what his personality is like. (this is not only in Blockwars I've noticed)
The jumper:
This guy can be so annoying since he can jump 3 blocks high, That basically is every wall of your defence, and then mock you by shifting on top of your flag's building. If you have no arrows this is really annoying.
The one that follows you 'til the end of time:
You usually have 2 hearts left and start to run away, he most likely is a runner and catches up to you and kills you, but I'm talking about the non-runners who literally WANT you and keep following you until you either make a mistake or die of fall damage
The backstabber /assasin:
This usually happens on the map ''paint'', you are standing on 1 of the sides, and then you get backstabbed to either a ninja, archer or runner
The guy that Always cleans you up:
This is Always the same guy, you have half a heart left because of a fight and then this guy comes out of nowhere and cleans you up, he usually has a clown or a Rainbow derp skin. This happens 2-3x a game.
The couple/friend group:
Usually 2+ people, when you kill 1 of them, everyone of the group/ the BF (or GF) is after your butt.
they are a combination between butthurt, rager and wannabe 1.9'er.
The guy who keeps building penises:
Probably the most immature person of the game.
The one who thinks this is Eggwars:
He never says "protect the flag", instead he says "protect the egg", and when you correct him he either turns into the nice one or the butthurt one.
The flag capturer:
This guy is good in capturing flags, usually captures 1-3 flags per game.
The Lucky flag capturer:
The guy that is stealing the flag when everyone of your team just died so no one can kill him.
The unlucky flag capturer:
I can relate to this. The guy of your team is stealing the flag but literally the entire enemy team just respawned and is after your butt.
The one that thinks the spawnpoint is the flag:
This dude thinks your spawnpoint is the flag and starts to build all around it, when you break the stuff he is gonna turn butthurt and break YOUR stuff. Also many flag capturers think the spawnpoint is the flag so they rush to that instead of the REAL flag.
The one that expects you to do all the work:
Usually the 1 that has the flag and expects YOU to mine for him. Yes even when you have a kit that does not have a pickaxe.
The troll:
The one with the flag but wont capture it for the entire game, he usually hides so no one can find and kill him.
The sneaky guy:
He Always does nothing the entire game but when it's overtime he changes to ninja mode, picks the ninja get, steals the flag while invisible, and captures it.
The unlucky sneaky guy:
The same as the sneaky guy, but the enemy team pays good attention and eventually sees you and kills you while you try to steal the flag invisible.
The hacker:
Well, what can I say? He hacks.
The insanely, overly Lucky one:
Every "Lucky" stereotype put together, x2.
The builder:
Always dies and fixes the holes the enemy team made.
The one who thinks it's smart to make a sideways staircase very high up:
What even is the purpose of it, you get sniped off anyway.
The attention seekers:
2 boys / girls that are skyping and when 1 of them said something "funny" they just HAVE to put it in chat and think people care. (not only in Blockwars but it happens here)
And now for some drawings made by my ex GF:
The derp archer:
https://i.gyazo.com/2573ff6cb2a159e647a8ffe63ef3045c.png
The girl archer:
https://i.gyazo.com/6a7b7079946e406c4b1071ca5cd07b73.png
The pig:
https://i.gyazo.com/a1fda4091605d3b5ba542899a611ca5f.png
The runner ("dodger")
https://i.gyazo.com/c4d7ebc963769eeb2df837c8d98e164f.png
The hackusater:
https://i.gyazo.com/b0baaac54bc97e082edab7a5eee8b660.png
The Dutchie (any kind except the butthurt)
https://i.gyazo.com/c98bf7696c2f8ef0297de49c7fb9d59d.png
The (butthurt) teamgriefer:
https://i.gyazo.com/b9e229d278c3dc86fe816b5299c70fef.png
The butthurt:
https://i.gyazo.com/e10c16d1f2282f9c0e086a2609cf1c93.png
The jumper:
https://i.gyazo.com/5c98e8e54cf586f48c84de437c2d327a.png
The friendgroup (2 for now)
https://i.gyazo.com/a760a24c278c43a3849f7d5e1d227501.png
Now I would like to know a few things,
Did you recognize any of these stereotypes?
Do you have any other stereotypes? if yes, please leave a comment!
If you play Blockwars, do you recognize yourself as one of these stereotypes? if yes, which?
and ofcourse, I hope you liked it and THANK YOU SO MUCH for wasting your time to read this<3
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