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They deserve a proper death..

Like death by peanut butter, but then topped with extra sprinkles?

Precisely, My dear peanut. I must go sleep for, I am wounded and exhausted from this war.

As am I, plus basketball is gonna suck tomorrow if I can't get any sleep. Good night, sleep tight, don't let the Walnuts bite ;)

Life tip #2. Don't EVER turn right when you are racing on a race track. How could one little squirrel cause so much terror...

I will take this tip into moderation.

Just trying to make the world a better place from my own lack of street smarts.

You're doing a fantastic job at it.

I like to think of myself as Gandhi. Except less bald, less philosophical, and less Indian. On second thought, I like to think of myself as Nicolas Cage.

You make perfect sense. I did think you were a philosopher nut though.

Life tip #3: When in doubt, just sing "Can't touch this." works everytime. Unless you are being eaten by a shark. Then singing will only prolong the agony. Also, this may provoke bears. Or tigers. Or lions. Or flying squirrels. But in any case, it automatically makes you "too cool for school"

Will this affect peanuts?

Only on the weekends. You may ask why, and the answer is: 42.

42 is the meaning of life though.

42 is everything. The reason why it is the answer to life is because it rhymes with peanut if you pronounce it differently. Very differently.

I understand Jiffy everything.

Life tip #4: Never try to eat a scented candle. When it is lit. Please, just don't. It doesn't taste like what its supposed to, and for the next week, all you can taste is your bad decision.

I was thinking about eating a scented candle, thank god I didn't.

It was a close one! I'm just glad you didn't make a mistake. They should put more warnings on those things. I mean, everyone ignores the first one of course.

Somebodies going to end up dead.