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Thank you so much.

Hey, no big deal. It is the will of The Peanut.

You're my hero, Whenever I feel lonely I'll think about you and get the courage to not jump when my bread pops from the toaster. I will then spread your delicious butter all over my bread and lay your girlfriend,"Jelly" on that nice crisp bread and eat her.

For a moment there, I thought my heart was being warmed by your comment, then I realized that was just the toast getting hot. Also, I totally was with you on that up until the point of eating my girlfriend. After that, I began to question where my relationships were at as a whole. (I hear eating people you relate with is frowned upon in society.)

Quite, I never tried it but I can say that it doesn't sound very appetizing.

After realizing I had an odd attraction towards jelly, (Consuming her to be honest...) I've decided to break off my relationship with her. Its just too stressful wondering everyday if she will make it through the day. She's just too sweet of a girl for me. (Get it? Cuz jelly is sweet? *sighs a sigh to rule them all*)

Good for you Guy, You better start,"CRACKING" if you want to find a,"NUTTIER" girl than Ms.Jelly.
Best wishes to you!

You make absolutely terrible puns too? Are you real or an angel sent from the Peanut Himself?

I'm your guardian angel, here to keep you safe from harm.
The squirrels and elephants are our biggest enemy.
They're harming the acorns and the elephants are eating your brothers.
Stay away from them, at all costs.

Surely you can't be serious?!?! The acorns sided with the walnuts several seasons ago, making the squirrels some of our biggest allies in this war. Elephants are a threat, but luckily they can't reach me very easily in Washington State. It rains too much for them. As of now, I believe that the walnut army is attempting to turn some of our ranks, but we can't allow it!

We must prepare for war! Arm yourselves with the toothpicks and dimes! This is going to be a nutty war! You may not return home with your shell!

We must defend the pecans and hazelnuts at all costs. There will be many lost comrades, but for a just cause. They will not go un-remembered!!!! For Narnia!! No, wait... For the Alliance of Trail Mix!!!!! Ready your raisins men, things are about to get salty.

The hazelnuts are our main priority right now, we must choose! Pecans or Hazelnuts! We're out-numbered!!!

We can't leave the others unprotected. We must send out our secret weapon. Release the squirrels!!!! Now, while we still have a chance, split our defenses. Half to each of the nuts. I will remain behind to settle a score with The Walnut Emperor. I may not return, but we shall finish this battle one way or another.

Oh No! The squirrels were secretly working with the walnuts! They're betrayed us! Mr.Salters is dead! He was a good man..

Noooooo!!! Not Salters! He was like a father to me!!! This means war. Close your eyes, things might get a little gruesome with the squirrels. *background noise ensues* Double Kill, Triple Kill, Overkill, Killtacular, Killtrocity, Killtastrophe, Killpocalypse, Killionaire

*eyes shut tight* This is the most beautiful noise I've ever heard..

I dont want to really get into the details, but I killed one of the squirrels with the skull of another squirrel. Then killed said squirrel a second time. Anyways, now we are missing Papa Salters, and now we've lost our secret weapons. Guess this means we'll have to bring out the peanut butter ion cannon. GG Walnuts and acorns.

Liquify them with our peanut butter!
Make sure it's not nutty peanut butter.
The nuts keep getting stuck in the peanut to ion converter device.

Tis a shame. I wanted to make it hail, but I guess suffocation in peanut butter is an almost equivalently shameful death.