YOU STOLE MY PLANNED LAST WORDS
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Aimee2323
ThatOnePeanutGuy
Thank you. Thank you. -I MEAN... *DEAD*
Aimee2323
Dun dun dun
Another one bites the peanut
Dun dun dun
Another one bites the peanut
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the peanut
Dun dun dun
Another one bites the peanut
And another one gone and another one gone
ThatOnePeanutGuy
Fun fact I'm making up on the spot: Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen, loved peanut butter above all else, and most of his love songs were written to the Great Peanut. True story. (ish.)
Aimee2323
Ahh, so he ate you in peanut butter form, I see
ThatOnePeanutGuy
No. I refuse to be eaten. *Cue 70s disco music* I will survive!!!
Aimee2323
I just walked for ages and I'm real hungry and have a craving for peanuts..
ThatOnePeanutGuy
Nooo! That is the enemy talking! Say it with me Aimee. "Peanuts are friends, not food." You can't give in, conceal don't feel. Put on a show.
Aimee2323
I am not saying anything with anyone I've gone through 12 hours of walking with people who love to sing crude songs in a repeat after me manor in the past two days
ThatOnePeanutGuy
Alright. How bout you say it on your own then? Don't give in to the dark side. It is hard to see where there is no light. (You might run into a wall or something!)
Aimee2323
I have my phone. It has a torch. There is light.
ThatOnePeanutGuy
But the light I speak of is brighter than a thousand phones flashlights! I speak of light that trumps all others. Tell me, Aimee, have you ever been blinded just by thinking of such an intense light? (If so, I suggest seeing a doctor immediately.)
ThatOnePeanutGuy
This light is only from one source. Not the sun, not materialistic things, no... not even the beard of Notch himself! This light comes from Planters Peanuts. The one path to perfection.
Aimee2323
Tbh one phone flashlight is enough for me
ThatOnePeanutGuy
What about when your phone dies?!? Think of the future, Aimee. Do it for the children.
Aimee2323
I have a charger
Aimee2323
#thinkingofthefuture
ThatOnePeanutGuy
Psshh. I give up. Eat peanuts if you so choose. Just know that I don't appreciate cruelty towards my people.
Aimee2323
NOMNOMNOM
..ops I ate you
..ops I ate you
ThatOnePeanutGuy
Nuuu, I am slain! *DEAD*