The desperation of eating peanuts? My brethren... You just couldn't go for the almonds could you... Nobody likes them. Why is it always the good ones that get eaten?
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Aimee2323
Because the voice in my head was telling me to eat peanuts, and specifically not to eat almonds, so I must obey
ThatOnePeanutGuy
That voice in your head was clearly wrong. Nuts are friends. Not food. Except for stinkin' walnuts.
Aimee2323
Nah.. I think I should eat peanuts
ThatOnePeanutGuy
THAT'S WHAT A WALNUT WOULD SAY!!! Aimee... did they get to you?!?
Aimee2323
Nope.. I just want to eat some peanuts..
ThatOnePeanutGuy
I feel sick... That's like me wanting to eat unicorns! It's disrespectful, and they probably taste like horse hair D:
Aimee2323
They're poisonous, so go ahead and die from unicorn poisoning if you so wish to
ThatOnePeanutGuy
I thought it was just indigestion... Oh God, I'm feeling weak... Aimee, please... tell my family they were "Ok"... And remember, I hid the money in the... *DEAD*