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biggest disappointment ever

WHAT! Cornetto's are delicious!

The bottom part that is filled with chocolate is so G O O D!!!!!!!!

If I eat a Cornetto it's because I want ice, the ice is good. If I wanted chocolate, I'd eat chocolate. I don't want chocolate. Chocolate is overrated and it's gross most of the time. The ice of a cornetto is great, most of the time the cookie isn't terrible either, as long as it's with the ice cream. Without? Gross.

With chocolate? Gross. You go from a great dessert to this terrible desert. No, that was not a grammar mistake. The bottom is as dry as sand. Thank you for reading my Cornetto rant.

"You go from a great dessert to a terrible desert"

Literally the finest poetry ever to grace my soul. I couldn't agree more, please rant about more desserts. Please rant about Vienetta, the almost-perfect ice cream that's tainted by thin layers of chocolate.

You cannot dig your spoon into a chunk of Vienetta without shattering those micro-thin layers of chocolate into thousands of pieces of chocolate shrapnel, utterly spoiling the otherwise saintly texture of the ice cream.

You know the show The Good Place, which has a sort of "okay place" where the Good Place comes up with an idea, and then the Bad Place ruins it? Yeah, Vienetta is the ice cream of the "okay place".