CubeCraft Games

(@CubeTale THX AGAIN!)

Lmao, are you a trainee-zombie or what?

hes just a pro staff wannabe, best u can find, next to Sophie

@Sophie used to be staff

its an inside joke, I know she used to be

Plot twist: I never resigned, I'm just undercover. Don't tell anybody though! I'd hate for this extremely confidential secret to be leaked.

Btw spooni boy won't ever get staff, as confirmed by a very confidential staff chat. Staff are afraid that his excellence will make the rest of the team look bad.

-Sophie,
Successful reports: 1,000,000,000,000

Dear @Sophie,
I'm very sorry but sadly I will have to inform you that I was unable to understand what you mean by saying that I won't ever get a staff rank, also known as helper rank or pink rank.

Could you please be more specific next time and/or clear things up for me so it will be easier for me to understand what you're trying to point out here and we can have a proper/further discussion about this certain subject you're trying to consult me with.

Thanks in advance,

Sincerely,

Spuuuni

Successful reports: 2 bilion
Rank: Obsidian and Plus. Also bought a rank and 200 cubelets to three staff members.

Longest comment on a profile that I've seen yet ;3
Let's even make it longer!!!

Dear Spoon kid,

The staff team here at CubeCraft Gains must attain to a certain standard. You unfortunately exceed this standard to such a degree, through your magnificent wit, stunning attractiveness and flawless report record, that we feel you might be *too* good for us. (1)

As such, the staff team have decided to temporarily blacklist you from the pinky goodness. To remove yourself from this blacklist, your literally perfect character must attract at least *some* flaw of some kind. Otherwise, the US government might shut us down on suspicion of having created the ultimate moderator bot. (2)

I apologise for any inconvenience this may cause, and frankly, I fear for your soul; I reckon you might someday exceed heaven itself, and become some sort of super-god.

-Sophie,
Successful bans: Somewhere between two-billion and two-billion-and-two
(3)

Oh, and thank you for the eleven-thousand cubelets. Perhaps a tad excessive of course, though I did only get three mythical items from all of them. Keep up the excellent work.