Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?"
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Marcassin5
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Q: What do you call a frozen dog? A: A pupsicle.
Sorry, I'm not gonna be here until sunday but on SUNDAY I will put up a TON of jokes. See ya soon CCG
Okay check back tomorrow for more jokes
Your cat may have 9 lives but my truck has 18 wheels.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
I got all my looks from my father. Mostly just the look of disappointment.
I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother
MY Impression of a zebra looking at a piano. "D-Dad?"
So, your page is basically your life story?
Haircuts are great because I did none of the work but get all the credit.
On the other hand... there is five fingers
I spent 4 years in college. I didn’t learn anything. It was really my fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology
I’m thinking of opening a firing range where all the targets are shaped like computers with screens full of pop-up ads.
I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they’re going to be talking.
FORGIVE AND FORGET LAWYERS.
What do you call a 100 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
WARNING NEXT JOKES WILL BE OFFENSIVE TO LAWYERS!!!!!!!!!
So there is a truck driver that every time he sees a lawyer he puts the peddle to the metal and slams them.
WARNING NEXT JOKES WILL BE OFFENSIVE TO LAWYERS (oh the hate mail is coming) -
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