There was a old old warrior from 32-bit games. His name is TheJeroen a.k.a. Jer-mac.
He had great stories about Food and co.
Once he told his wife (@Marieke2001) a story about ElmoMcDonald.
She was scared cried and was his ex-wife.
Jer-Mac cried and felt lonely.
Until 1 day he met me: iAmScorpiooon
We killed people in epic 2v2 games and sometimes 2v69 (we win lmao ezpzlmnsqwz)
~~Leaves the rest for @TheJeroen
Wow the WTF just happened, can no longer look at Ronald McDonald the same againOnce upon a time there was a man named ElmoMcDonald.
He had financiel troubles and this is why he agreed to work as Ronald McDonald at his local McDonalds.
He worked had for his money and expected nothing special to happen.
Then on a sunny day in august there was a customer named BeleGR100 and he ordered a hamburger.
But there were no hamburgers left! So ElmaoMcDonald offered him a cheeseburger.
BeleGR100 did not appreciate this and threw the burger in Elmo's face.
Elmo got mad and soon after and threw the customer's food on the ground.
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The next day BeleGR100 got arrested for first degree assault and had to spend 1 year in prison.
Elmo got fired and is now working at Burger King.
Omg this turned to a love storyThere was a old old warrior from 32-bit games. His name is TheJeroen a.k.a. Jer-mac.
He had great stories about Food and co.
Once he told his wife (@Marieke2001) a story about ElmoMcDonald.
She was scared cried and was his ex-wife.
Jer-Mac cried and felt lonely.
Until 1 day he met me: iAmScorpiooon
We killed people in epic 2v2 games and sometimes 2v69 (we win lmao ezpzlmnsqwz)
~~Leaves the rest for @TheJeroen
No please don't its creepy enoughJust continue the story.