When I was 6 years old, I went on holiday to Butlins. there was a claw machine with mario plushies inside, 30p per play. My mum put some coins in, but the machine didn't respond, which made me sad. She fetched a worker, who opened the machine, and just gave me a mario plushy. I still have it. It...
Mine is Gallimimus. Its name derives from Galliformes + mimic, referring to its similarities to modern-day game birds, such as chickens or pheasants (Galliformes). The name is hilarious to me, no less because I picture a huge, featherless chicken plucking people from the ground.
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
HE SAID SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WOULD YOU BE
THE SAVIOUR OF THE BROKEN,
THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED?
Yes, comrade! Together, we shall defeat them, your demons, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made. Because one day, I'll leave you, a phantom, to lead you in the summer, to join the black parade.
I have been playing Minecraft again recently. My housemates and I have begun a world together, it's the first time I've played vanilla survival in over half a decade. Once I'm pro again, I'm thinking of playing Cube again.
Love is truly bitter. For every happy couple, there is a depressed, love-sick onlooker. And not every couple is happy.
But it gets easier - every heartbreak brings you closer to your soulmate. Just don't make it your only drive in life, else it'll hurt all the more.
The Earth is fine, it is we as humans who have screwed everything up. The Amazon Rainforest harbours 25% of all biodiversity on the planet - what do we do? BURN IT! BURN IT ALL DOWN!
Coral reefs harbour 25% of all marine biodiversity - what do we do? Bleach them with explosive fishing, tourism...
The worst girly problem is being expected to enjoy clothes shopping. When I go shopping, I speedrun that trash. Give me a plain black top and a patchwork skirt, and I'll wear them for 18 months just to avoid having to shop again.
Yes, comrade! We shall seize the means of production, and redistribute ranks among the stone-rank masses! Let us overthrow the owners, friends, and together we shall bring glory to the Red Tsar @CommunistCactus !
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