I resent that comment. My uncle was killed by a falling grapefruit. He saw a building collapsing, and stepped aside. Unfortunately, one of the grapefruits from the fruit shop struck him in the head. You will be missed, Uncle Cleatus...
Wait... you fell off a cliff... how are you still alive?
Let me guess... The usual; a Pegasus just so happened to be waiting for you at the bottom of the cliff, so you got the KFC and flew to safety... #peanut logic
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