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It solves all lives problems. I dare you to give me a problem tape can't solve!!!

I can't

choking on mayonnaise... how does tape save you from this fatal death?

Tapes the mayonnaise to the tape, then rip it out of your mouth. There you go, problem solved.

and if you are being attacked by a flying giraffe?

Tape it to the ground.

and if it explodes?
An exploding flying giraffe... what a world <3

Well, tape the wounds until you can get to a medical kit.

and if a camel fly kicks the tap out of your hand as the explosion takes place?

Well good thing I don't have any tap.

XD tape* but if you had a tap, tap rhymes with rap and rapping is an odd style of music. Music is calm. Calm mind is a good pokemon move. Pokemon is controversial. Controversy is the key to life. Life is unlivable without tape.

So if you lost your tape, you wouldn't survive the exploding flying giraffe. 1+1 = window, but no one ever says what 1-1 is. I guess i should stop questioning reality, and just agree that tape is the solution to everything. But what is 1-1? Perhaps a helicopter? or maybe it is the flying exploding giraffe itself... hmm... *fades away*

1-1 is still window, just not the little bar that goes up the middle of the window, so you can see more without some random beam in your way.

But what even is a window? it is a mirror of reality, and if you take away the middle, you only have the beginning and the end. Without middle, you have no reason. Without reason, life is just a giant carrot, waiting to be plucked.

Preach it my good sir!

Can tape shut people up? Yes. Can tape teach people lessons? yes. Can tape save you from an exploding animal? yes. Can tape save you from a shark? yes. Can tape... save you from a gorilla that is about to falcon punch you in the eyebrow? NO!

Yes, because I can just put tons of tape around my face, and don't cover my mouth so I get hit and fall harmlessly onto the floor :3

But if you were fighting against a knife..? No, make that a sword.

Then you tape the sword midswing, rendering it harmless. A simple maneuver really. Its learned in Tape 201.

But the sword is huge and kills mister tape D: