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First world problems right there xD it looks like your only option:P

I know, it was pretty intense. For a minute there I thought I was gonna be 100% done with it. I was about to go to Starbucks to cool down, but then I had to decide: Starbucks or Dutch Bros. ;P

Seems like a tough choice, if I was in that situation I don't know if I could cope. Stay strong you brave, brave peanut.

I'm trying, but it just gets do tough sometimes. This morning, I couldn't even find my phone charger, and I had to go outside!!! Do you know how bright it is out there? Its like there's a giant lamp in the sky or something.

Smite the lamp in the sky! Bring down hell upon it and all in its merciless presence

Well I was thinking something more along the lines of: lets, like, totally make friends with that giant sky lamp and, like, take millions of selfies with it at Starbucks!!!!
But I like the way you think...

That's another idea, but would it be Starbucks or Dutch bros?

I dont even, like, know anymore. Life is so tough sometimes!!!

Preach it. Civilisation is complicated I say forget it and become an old Amish man

No WiFi?!?!? You truly are a brave man. I'm going to just research the effects of zero gravity for space science and get paid for lying down all day. Don't have to talk to people, and get paid for nothing. As long as I can still play Minecraft, I'm set. Also, what steps are involved in becoming"old?" I've heard it takes years.

Zero gravity in minecraft? Those poor pigs would be so confused.To the uninitiated it appears to take years, the secret is to enjoy sudoku, eat nothing but porridge and talk about wars that happened years ago.

And complain about music from what I've heard.

Oh I see we are initiated, aren't we peanut. Members of the league of shadows.