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Meduka Meguca: Being Meguca is Suffering - The Epic Abridged Series Made of Text

Discussion in 'Media' started by CrystalMoonlight94, Nov 7, 2014.

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Did you actually watch Madoka Magica? If so, then how many episodes did you watch?

  1. Yes. Episodes 1-5.

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  2. Yes. Episodes 1-7.

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  3. Yes. Episodes 1-10.

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  4. Yes. Episodes 1-11.

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  5. Yes. I watched all 12 episodes.

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  6. Lolno I duns like awesome stuffs

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  1. CrystalMoonlight94

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    Alright guys, so this is an abridged series in text. The series this is parodying is called "Madoka Magica". I recommend watching the series before reading this, because the first episode of the abridged series covers episodes 1-5, and future episodes of the abridged series will cover other episodes. And with that being said, let's dig in.

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    Meduka Meguca - Episode 1: The Megucas ||||
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    Coobie: Meduka
    Meduka Kenomu: what is it Coobie?
    Coobie: become Meguca
    Hameru Ekomi: no Meduka
    Seyiku Muka: I become Meguca
    for Kyusiko

    Kyaku Sokera: won't let you
    Kyusiko Kemaju: why
    Hetumi Sisuke: I become Meguca?
    Coobie: no
    Meduka: what I wish for?
    Mumi Tamie: please
    Hameru: no Meduka no
    Coobie and Seyiku: don't listen to Hameru
    Hetumi and Seyiku: we your friends Meduka!
    Meduka: what I do?
    Seyiku: I protect Meduka and Kyusiko
    Kyusiko: thank you Seyiku
    Meduka: but
    Coobie and Seyiku: it okay
    Meduka: Mumi why
    Kyaku: my city now
    Kyaku: fight!
    Seyiku: I protect friends!
    Coobie: being Meguca is suffering...

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    TO BE CONTINUED... ||||
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    Welp... this is a confusing wall of text..
     
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    Also...

    Coobie = Kyubey
    Meduka Kenomu = Madoka Kaname
    Hameru Ekomi = Homura Akemi
    Seyiku Muka = Sayaka Miki
    Kyaku Sokera = Kyouko/Kyoko Sakura
    Mumi Tamie = Mami Tomoe
    Hetumi Sisuke = Hitomi Shizuki
    Kyusiko Kemaju = Kyousuke Kamijou

    Those guys are people we have seen so far. The rest down below are people we haven't seen.

    Octie Vin Sekondorf = Oktavia Von Sekondroff (Sayaka's witch form. Doesn't appear till episode 4 in Meduka Meguca. Doesn't appear till episode 9 in Madoka Magica)
    Brazilian Night = Walpurgis Night (BIG GIANT BOSS BATTLE FTW)
    Meduka's Little Bro = Madoka's Little Brother
     
  4. CrystalMoonlight94

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    It's an abridged series made with terrible spelling and grammar and has no logic whatsoever. Of course it's confusing.
     
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    You'd have to watch the series to understand...
     
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    Because I'm bored, here's the second episode. I think this covers episode 6 and part of 7... Enjoy.


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    Meduka Meguca - Episode 2: Souls. Souls Everywhere. ||||
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    Meduka: why fight?
    Kyaku: because
    Seyiku: it can't be helped
    Meduka: i do not understand
    Coobie: Meguca must fight!
    Seyiku: i protect Meduka!
    Seyiku: Seyiku is weak
    I need... Meduka...

    Hameru: Night is coming...
    Meduka: why we fight?
    Meduka: i will rescue Seyiku
    Kyaku: i challenge you!
    Meduka: must not fight!
    Coobie: do not throw souls!
    Kyaku: what is happened?
    Hameru: Meduka...
    i will make you happy

    Meduka: why this happen?


    Coobie: being Meguca is suffering...
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    TO BE CONTINUED... ||||
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