Meduka Meguca: Being Meguca is Suffering - The Epic Abridged Series Made of Text

[CrystalMoonlight94]

Alright guys, so this is an abridged series in text. The series this is parodying is called "Madoka Magica". I recommend watching the series before reading this, because the first episode of the abridged series covers episodes 1-5, and future episodes of the abridged series will cover other episodes. And with that being said, let's dig in.

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Meduka Meguca - Episode 1: The Megucas ||||
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Coobie: Meduka
Meduka Kenomu: what is it Coobie?
Coobie: become Meguca
Hameru Ekomi: no Meduka
Seyiku Muka: I become Meguca
for Kyusiko
Kyaku Sokera: won't let you
Kyusiko Kemaju: why
Hetumi Sisuke: I become Meguca?
Coobie: no
Meduka: what I wish for?
Mumi Tamie: please
Hameru: no Meduka no
Coobie and Seyiku: don't listen to Hameru
Hetumi and Seyiku: we your friends Meduka!
Meduka: what I do?
Seyiku: I protect Meduka and Kyusiko
Kyusiko: thank you Seyiku
Meduka: but
Coobie and Seyiku: it okay
Meduka: Mumi why
Kyaku: my city now
Kyaku: fight!
Seyiku: I protect friends!
Coobie: being Meguca is suffering...

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TO BE CONTINUED... ||||
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[BlueMoon475]

Welp... this is a confusing wall of text..

 

[CrystalMoonlight94]

Also...

Coobie = Kyubey
Meduka Kenomu = Madoka Kaname
Hameru Ekomi = Homura Akemi
Seyiku Muka = Sayaka Miki
Kyaku Sokera = Kyouko/Kyoko Sakura
Mumi Tamie = Mami Tomoe
Hetumi Sisuke = Hitomi Shizuki
Kyusiko Kemaju = Kyousuke Kamijou

Those guys are people we have seen so far. The rest down below are people we haven't seen.

Octie Vin Sekondorf = Oktavia Von Sekondroff (Sayaka's witch form. Doesn't appear till episode 4 in Meduka Meguca. Doesn't appear till episode 9 in Madoka Magica)
Brazilian Night = Walpurgis Night (BIG GIANT BOSS BATTLE FTW)
Meduka's Little Bro = Madoka's Little Brother

 

[CrystalMoonlight94]

Welp... this is a confusing wall of text..

It's an abridged series made with terrible spelling and grammar and has no logic whatsoever. Of course it's confusing.

 

[CrystalMoonlight94]

Welp... this is a confusing wall of text..

You'd have to watch the series to understand...

 

[CrystalMoonlight94]

Because I'm bored, here's the second episode. I think this covers episode 6 and part of 7... Enjoy.


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Meduka Meguca - Episode 2: Souls. Souls Everywhere. ||||
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Meduka: why fight?
Kyaku: because
Seyiku: it can't be helped
Meduka: i do not understand
Coobie: Meguca must fight!
Seyiku: i protect Meduka!
Seyiku: Seyiku is weak
I need... Meduka...
Hameru: Night is coming...
Meduka: why we fight?
Meduka: i will rescue Seyiku
Kyaku: i challenge you!
Meduka: must not fight!
Coobie: do not throw souls!
Kyaku: what is happened?
Hameru: Meduka...
i will make you happy
Meduka: why this happen?


Coobie: being Meguca is suffering...
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TO BE CONTINUED... ||||
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