Driving lessons booked in advance. ;) Jul 21, 2014
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Darkness is the abscence of light, therefore the speed of darkness is the speed it arrives, therefore the same as the speed of the departure of light. The speed of darkness = the speed of light
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
No! Paint it bright white! :3
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
Wow. She made the impossible, possible.
No exactly impossible.
Falling from that height its pretty impossible. XD
4 followers... PARTAYY!!
Hey bro I'm killerxmcx :)
LOL I follow you cause I can.
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
I laugh when I get hurt lel
*Gets punched* AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Follow this guy.
Don't you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn't want to know? Anyhow, I'm busting for a pee.
My first follower @ImmortalMind . I have a friend :D
:D you're welcome!
I have 0 followers. I feel lonely :(
Now you have 14. Gratz!
I just love penguins :D
100 messages FTW.
When they said to you at graduation “follow your dreams,” did anybody say you had to wake up first?
An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates.
I am the beginning of the end, the end of every place. I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space.