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I use my tears as toothpaste so I have a good dental cry-gene Jan 18, 2019 at 6:52 PM
Thanks, Sweptail for Iron and Emerald. :]
Who is BringMeZHorizon? He is a prototype of man, a way of being, he is in everyone and he is no one, he is a concept, an idea, he is a whistle in the wind, he is the crap stuck under your sink. He is the despicable guy who laughs when you stumble while walking, the distinguished gentleman in a suit who loudly yawns at marriages, the spotty cashier who gives you the change with his sweaty hands, the annoying neighbour who turns on the whacker at 5 am to cut the grass, the devilish cold caller who bothers you at lunch, the barman who maliciously spits in your tropical drink while you are not watching, the obvious butler in the thriller, the pathetic supervillain in unlikely tights in animated films, the unforgivable guy who is wasting your time making you read his cheap nonsense. He has designed and developed the most annoying and regrettable plagues of this century: laugh tracks in pitful sitcoms, grins of the politicians, Michael Bay, traffic lights, cats on Facebook, wrestling, sweat and filthy stuff in general, rappers, clickbaiting, idiots who fall for clickbaits, the accelerating expansion of the universe, Justin Bieber, campers in the FPS, Scientology, slow Internet and you.
SignatureI'm the ultimate helper wannabe. Don't challenge me.